Dave Barry’s hurricane prep: ‘With Irma knocking at our door, we’re NOT FREAKING OUT AT ALL!’

Dave Barry (Source: The Miami Herald)

Here’s how I know a hurricane is coming: We have lentils.

We NEVER eat lentils. I am not 100 percent sure what a lentil is. I do know for a fact that not once has anybody in our household ever said, “You know what would be great for dinner tonight? Lentils!”

But at the moment we have roughly a 45-year supply of lentils on hand. This is because we are in Hurricane Preparedness Freakout Mode, and one of the things we Floridians do in this mode is go to Publix and get in long lines to buy mass quantities of things we will never eat. Publix could put out a big display of cans labeled “Toad Intestines Packed In Snail Vomit” and we Floridians would snap them all up in minutes. That’s how prepared we are.

For the complete column: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article171702477.html

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